vainglorious

adjective: characterized by or exhibiting excessive vanity; boastful; thinking too highly of oneself

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Growing Up Southern Is A Privilege Really: The House Rules for College Football

This is hilarious. Favorite:

3. Demands for sex will be accepted only during certain hours of Saturday.

Please note the following time changes for when sex will be not be accommodated: 6:30 AM -11:15 PM (PST) every Saturday will no longer be acceptable times for sex due to conflicts with college football games.

If you feel dauncy and want to risk punishment, please feel free to solicit for sex during that time frame and watch for future schedule changes. Permanently.

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