vainglorious

seriouslythough: So useful.

snickerdoodle: For future reference…

I am, apparently, a female douchebag. Shucks.

Case in point:

• Do you currently not have a valid drivers license?
• Do you have a “quirky” younger brother who may one day make sexually inappropriate advances?
• Do you prefer “hanging out” to dating?
• Are you a misunderstood artist and/or unpublished author?
• Are you going to correct the spelling/grammar of my flirty emails to you?
• Are you not as cute as you seem to think you are?
• Is your go-to cocktail something only sorority girls drink, like Jack and Coke?

Oh well.